The trendy dresser fancied himself quite the lady-killer, and was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt. It contained a girl's name and address and asked the recipient to send a photograph. How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the idea that this mystery woman was so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and a photograph. Heart aflutter, he opened her response. It read, 'Thanks for writing. I was just curious to see what kind of guy would buy such a funny shirt.'